Jones, who has since resigned (likely in front of a firing) from ABC, infamously claimed last fall that a Hispanic middle-aged man tried to sexually assault her while jogging in Central Park last September. New York police officers claim that Jones admitted to them that her story was false and "made up to get attention" because of personal problems.
Jones, who should be the female equivalent -- the toxic bachelorette? -- to the "toxic bachelors" coined by Sex and the City column writer Candace Bushnell in the early 1990s, was arrested in December 2010 on criminal charges of making a false police report.
A novel - if not entirely ideal nor civilized - punishment for Jones (should she eventually plead or be found guilty) would be to have her be forced to run the Fifth Avenue Mile in six-inch stillettos on the day of the Puerto Rican Day Parade.